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‘Tis the season to be angry

Christmas under attack: Bill O’Reilly’s search for the left-wing Scrooge.

With George Bush in the White House for the next four years, a Republican-led Congress, and a Supreme Court that is likely to be stocked with conservatives for decades, life is pretty tough for Bill O’Reilly. Gloating is fun for a while, but it doesn’t sell. If you want to keep the ratings up, you need a boogeyman.

So let me introduce you to O’Reilly’s straw man of the season: the anti-Christmas Left.

“Once again, Christmas is under siege by the growing forces of secularism in America,” O’Reilly argues in a recent column. And while 90 percent of Americans celebrate Christmas, still, O’Reilly contends, “The tradition of Christmas in America continues to get hammered.” And you thought getting hammered was a Christmas tradition.

You may not have noticed this disturbing “national trend,” what with all the flashing red and green lights, pine trees, and white-bearded fat men roaming around. But O’Reilly’s eyes are wide open.

One of the three examples of anti-Christmas bias O’Reilly exposes in his column, on his syndicated radio show, and on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor is New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s insistence that the big, brightly lit tree in Rockefeller Center is not a Christmas tree, but a holiday tree.

Some might call that excessive political correctness. O’Reilly calls it part of a “well-organized movement” cooked up by “secular –progressives” as a subterfuge to turn the United States into Canada, where the lack of public religiosity has spawned evils from gay marriage to decreased military budgets. Awful, isn’t it?

O’Reilly says Bloomberg is “one of the many scrooges in public life” who hides his lefty politics behind multicultural euphemisms. Bloomberg is, of course, a billionaire Republican, which sort of disqualifies him from being part of the Left.

Next on the list of Christ-haters is the entire city of Denver. For 30 years, the Downtown Denver Partnership, a non-profit organization that promotes Denver as “the unique, diverse, vibrant and economically healthy urban core of the Rocky Mountain region,” has been putting on a parade to celebrate the holiday season. For the past 10 years, the “Festival of Lights” parade has declined to include religious displays, opting instead to focus on the more secular Christmas icons: Santa, stockings, and gift-giving.

Bill O’Reilly would have his audience believe that the Denver has succumbed to a vast secular conspiracy to destroy Christmas. But the city itself has nothing to do with the parade, which is being put on by a private organization comprised of hundreds of local businesses. The fact is, any organization can have a parade through the streets of Denver, and invite any group they want to participate.

So here’s a suggestion for you, Bill:  Take some of the money you make from shilling coffee mugs and doormats, and put on your own damn parade.

The most preposterous of all of O’Reilly’s conspiratorial accusations is leveled at Macy’s Department Stores. That ungodly bastion of secular lefty-ness has opted to greet patrons with the pagan rallying cry, “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” O’Reilly has apparently forgotten, so here’s a reminder: Corporations exist for one reason — to make money. If Macy’s executives thought that giving every customer the stigmata would help sell clothing and housewares, they’d find a way to make it happen.

So it appears as though O’Reilly’s conspiracy theory doesn’t hold water. But just to be sure, I spoke with Alexandra Walker, Executive Editor of TomPaine.com, a progressive website that O’Reilly cites as a player in the secular movement. Walker assures me that no anti-Christmas movement exists, and that Michael Bloomberg, the Downtown Denver Partnership, and Macy’s executives did not have any immediate plans to start a vast left-wing conspiracy against Jesus’ birthday.

If progressives were so inclined, she said, “You’d think that we could execute an anti-religion strategy with a bit more organization and some higher-profile victories.” Indeed.

 

Looking for a silver lining

2004 Best of Columns (tie)

With a big gray cumulonimbus looming above following the 2004 election, consoling ourselves over the results is hardly easy. But Red Sox Fans, who know what it means to endure years of pain, have some wise ideas for coping with this strange new world.

I went to bed Tuesday night praying for a miracle.

I’ve spent the last year following and occasionally writing about the presidential campaigns. And all year — especially since covering the Democratic National Convention in July when I pretty much resigned myself to four more years of Dubya — I tried not to get my hopes up. I mean, if you can’t manage a simple balloon drop, how are you going to outfox Karl Rove?

When you grow up in Boston, you come to realize that no matter how much you pray that your guy will prevail, he’ll usually find a way to blow it. Until two weeks ago, our Red Sox hadn’t won a World Series in 86 years. In fact, just about the only reliable thing about the Red Sox was that they would find new and ever more excruciating ways to lose when victory seemed so close, so possible.

But that was our October surprise. This week, still elated — and partially blinded — by an improbable Red Sox win, I allowed myself to contemplate the possibility of a John Kerry presidency. By 8 p.m. on Election Day, I was actually confident of Bush’s ouster. On the basis of preliminary exit polls, the nit-wits on right-wing radio were almost ready to concede. On Fox News, droopy dog Brit Hume seemed so defeated that his face looked as if it was ready to slide completely of his head. What could possibly go wrong?

Of course, we know what went wrong. Somehow, Kerry found a new and more excruciating way to lose. The exit polls were wrong. But this time, the election wasn’t stolen — we lost it. Instead of waking up to a miracle, I woke up to endless clouds and a cold hard rain.

But if I’ve learned anything from being a Red Sox fan, it’s this: There’s always next year. Or in this case, there’s always 2008.

So it’s time to stop crying in our lattes. Every cloud, even the towering gray cumulonimbus that is the Bush presidency, must have a silver lining.

Right?

In case you need to be talked down off the ledge — or the next flight to Vancouver — here are a few things that might cheer you up. Maybe.

  • Maybe the Democratic Party will get its act together and realize that Howard Dean was right when he suggested that the Dems need to be the party for guys with “Confederate flags on their pickup trucks.” Ho-Ho took a lot of heat for that comment last year — John Kerry even demanded that he apologize. But Dr. Dean was right. A quick glance at the electoral map is proof enough that, for now at least, Republicans have that Southern white male constituency pretty much wrapped up. And Hillary Clinton probably isn’t the answer to carrying Mississippi.
  • While the Dems are learning valuable lessons, here’s another: George Bush isn’t the only incompetent buffoon who deserves to lose his job. It’s too late for George, but we can still show DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe the door. It’s debatable whether Fahrenheit 9/11 helped John Kerry at all, but it’s clear that establishment Democrats aligning themselves with Michael Moore didn’t play very well in the Heartland.
  • Remember: We still have The Daily Show. When you start to contemplate the fact that there 60 million people in this country who believe — despite four years worth of evidence to the contrary — that George Bush is the right man for the job, it can make you question your sanity. If you can’t afford a therapist and you need someone to tell you you’re not crazy, Jon Stewart is the next best thing. And he’s there for you — daily.
  • Thirty minutes of therapy not enough? Need 24-7 confirmation that you are not alone? Mercifully, we now have Air America, nit-wit radio for lefties. With four more years of lies, distortions, and disgraceful mangling of the English language, Al Franken will have plenty of fresh material.
  • On a more selfish and more satisfying note, we may have finally seen the last of Ben Affleck, self-appointed spokesman for both the Democratic Party and Red Sox Nation. Following a string of 53 awful movies in a row, and with J Lo out of the picture, maybe — just maybe — Baffleck will slink back into obscurity where he belongs.

    For those who are truly desperate, those for whom no baseball analogy is a comfort, those who believe that 2008 is way, way, way too far away, there is one last consolation: While everyone was trying to figure out which of his three Purple Hearts John Kerry actually deserved, George W. Bush let the assault weapons ban lapse. So when they start shutting down the libraries and museums, you’ll be well armed for secession.

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    Rather troubling

    Recent efforts to cover the “news” — even that which isn’t fit to print — have lent credence to, rather than drawn into question, political spin. Just ask CBS news anchor Dan Rather.

    September was a bad month to be a liberal journalist. Yeah, I said it. I’m a liberal, and I’m a journalist. But that doesn’t mean I have any less of a beef with Dan Rather.

    Who knows what Rather — CBS’s square-headed, monotone Franken-anchor — was thinking when he reported a story about President Bush’s National Guard service that was based on forged documents. He didn’t help matters when he continued to defend his reporting in the face of mounting evidence that the documents were bogus. Was he practicing the newly fashionable “advocate journalism,” or was he just lazy and gullible? I’m guessing it’s some from column A, some from column B. But we’ll never really know if Rather had nefarious intentions. What is clear is that he didn’t do journalism — or journalists — any favors.

    Naturally, the Rather retraction got plenty of play on Fox News, where for weeks, everyone took turns scolding and shaming CBS, and speculating that the story had been planted by the Kerry campaign. (As if Fox — the research and publicity arm of the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth — is somehow innocent of advocate journalism.)

    To Sean Hannity and company, the Rather episode is just further proof of the lengths the liberal media will go to bring down the president. And it’s exactly what they need to justify their existence as a partisan news organization — Fox: the first line of defense against all the liberal wieners making stuff up about our fearless, decisive Commander-in-Chief.

    As a corollary to the accidental favor he did for Fox News, Rather did the rest of the journalistic community a colossal disservice. It’s been a bad few weeks for the media, but in truth, it’s been a worse few years. Not only have we had the Jayson Blair and Stephen Glass business, but since the 2000 elections and September 11, mainstream news outlets have been all too focused on journalism’s dangerous new goal: balance. And Rather’s mistake is not likely to help reverse the trend.

    In the effort to appear non-partisan, the mainstream media has abandoned analysis as an integral part of newsgathering, replacing it with a fragile, postmodern concept of “balance,” which assumes that no one is right and no one is wrong, so everyone should get their say. The result is that the media is no longer a filter, as it should be, but a conduit — a hands-off middleman between politics and the people, parroting each party’s talking points.

    I’m not talking about the balance Fox News purports to provide, balancing the supposed liberal media with ultra-conservative rant. I’m talking about the impulse that has taken over the press to give equal time to the loony Left and the ridiculous Right, instead of just shooting straight.

    Politicians are generally full of shit — our job as journalists should be to cut through it, not garnish it with a sprig of parsley and serve it to our readers. Sometimes the Left is right (Swift Boat Veterans), and sometimes the Right is right (Kerry changes his mind). The mainstream media needs to focus less on getting it balanced and more on getting it right.

    The first step is regaining the public’s trust. And incidents like the Rather retraction aren’t helping.

     

    Curse of the campaign strategists

    Attending the Democratic National Convention shows that it’s all about pushing a product — one that hasn’t gotten any better in the last four years.

    When it comes to the Democratic Party, I try not to get my hopes up. Like the Red Sox, they have a knack for disappointment. But I had high hopes for the Democratic National Convention.

    When I decided to stay in Boston for graduate school two years ago, I liked the idea of being in my beloved hometown to cover the nomination of the man who might beat Bush. As a journalist, I had grand delusions about stumbling onto a big scoop. As a concerned voter, I hoped John Kerry would convince me that he is more than just the lesser of two evils. If nothing else, I wanted to be on the floor of the convention for the quarter-million dollar balloon drop. But leave it to the Democratic Party — they couldn’t even get that right.

    On the first day of the convention, it became clear that there was nothing really to report. Not only did I not uncover a big scoop, but none of the other 15,000 attending media members did, either. The thing that used to make conventions newsworthy — the nomination — had been a settled issue for months. Even the fact that there was nothing to write about was written about so much, it ceased to be a story by Tuesday afternoon. So the mainstream press reported on the bloggers, and the bloggers reported on how it felt to be reported on by the mainstream press.

    But the disappointment I felt as a journalist was nothing compared to what I felt as a likely but unconvinced Kerry voter. In hindsight, it was grossly naïve, but I hoped to be inspired. I wanted Kerry and the Democrats to give me reason to be enthusiastic not just about this campaign, but about our country’s future.

    One of the Democrats’ biggest problems is that their biggest stars are either already out of office or otherwise incapable of becoming president. The DNC organizers did at least one thing right: They put as much space possible between Clinton and Kerry’s speeches. Clinton was charismatic, self-deprecating, and full of candor. Kerry was his usual plodding, pompous self.

    Other than Clinton, crowd favorites included Reverend Al and Howard “I have a scream” Dean, both of whose core followers have only begrudgingly supported Kerry. The star of the week wasn’t the nominee, or even Andre 3000, but Illinois Senate Candidate Barack Obama, about whom the only regret was that he isn’t ready to run this year. This year, John Kerry is the best the Democrats have to offer.

    The final night of the convention was Kerry’s opportunity to inspire a country in need of something to be enthusiastic about. Instead, we got an infomercial. The product? The result of too many campaign strategists and focus groups: an ass-kicking, life-saving, hamster-kissing war hero.

    After Vanessa Kerry’s improbable story about her dad giving CPR to a water-logged rodent, she was supposed to introduce him (her father, not the rodent). But what followed was a twenty-minute made-for-TV biopic produced by Steven Spielberg and narrated by Morgan Freeman. His war-hero past was retold with all the grace and subtlety of a sledgehammer.

    The film was tough to watch at times, but nothing matched the pure discomfort and embarrassment that shot through the crowd when Kerry himself came out to speak. He stepped to the podium, saluted the audience, and said, “I’m John Kerry, and I’m reporting for duty.” Uggh. The whole evening was so slickly produced and carefully scripted, it felt more like the academy awards than a political convention.

    By the final night, I had long since abandoned the naïve hope that Kerry might prove to be more than just another politician, that he would treat the American public more like people than consumers. That week, the DNC wasn’t introducing its candidate; it was launching a new product.

    What neither Kerry nor the Democrats understand is that most Americans don’t care if you’ve got three purple hearts or you’re a simple-minded rich kid. They just want someone who isn’t completely full of shit. In 2000, Florida votes aside, Al Gore lost because voters perceived him as more full of shit than Bush. If Kerry loses in November, he will have lost for the same reason.

    At the end of his speech, Kerry said, “Never has there been a more urgent moment for Americans to step up and define ourselves.” For Kerry, time is running out.

     

    Conventional perks

    Since party conventions are no longer about nominating candidates, what are they about? Mostly free stuff. And celebrities. On Saturday night, The Boston Globe sponsored a media party in the new Convention Center on the Boston waterfront. Besides a bizarre entertainment lineup that included Larry Watson (a performer who combines the fashion sense of Sinbad, circa 1993, and the flair of Sexual Chocolate’s Randy Watson) and Little Richard, there was a Ferris wheel, a chocolate fountain, and all the free booze you could handle. On the way out, media members were treated to DNC tote bags stuffed with schwag that ranged from the predictable (a reporter’s notebook), to the curious (a box of Kraft Mac & Cheese shaped like donkeys and stars), to the inexplicable (National Auto Dealers Association used car guide).

    The politicians notwithstanding (nor the Mac & Cheese), the biggest thrill of the Convention has to be the celebrity spotting. On a reportorial excursion to the luxury boxes, I saw Andre 3000 talking to U.S. Congressman Kendrick B. Meek of Florida. Not surprisingly, the politician was doing all the talking. Andre may have been conspicuous, what with the cravat and all, but among the old-timers and high-rollers in the executive suites, he went practically unnoticed.


    Andre 3000, musician from the rap group Outkast


    Watching Michael Moore in the Fleet Center hallway

     

    Maybe that’s why they call it the blogosphere…

    Bloggers are getting a lot of attention from the mainstream press this week, but attention and respect are two different things. Inside the Fleet Center, it’s clear that they’re still at the bottom of media pecking order. On day one of the convention, expecting to find rows and rows of double-wide chairs filled with double-wide bloggers, hunched over laptops and chugging Diet Coke (“my fellow nerds and I will retire to our nerdery…”), I ascended the escalators and followed signs for Bloggers Boulevard. I kept ascending. And ascending, and ascending, and ascending. Turns out Bloggers Boulevard is just a clever euphemism for The Nosebleeds.


    Delegates from New York


    Onlookers

     

    Confessions of a Fox News junkie

    Fox News is the best advertising the Bush campaign’s got. But will a new film about the channel prove to be the worst advertising the network can get?

    Hold on to your PBS tote bags, folks, this may come as a shock: According to Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch’s War on Journalism, a new “guerilla documentary” produced and directed by Robert Greenwald, Fox News Channel isn’t the paragon of journalistic balance and integrity we’ve all been told it was.

    Funded by Greenwald, MoveOn.org, and the liberal think tank Center for American Progress, Outfoxed exposes Fox News channel as not just conservative, according to Greenwald, but — gasp — downright Republican!

    “Fox is not a conservative channel — it’s a Bush-Republican party channel.” Greenwald told the Baltimore Sun. “Fox News sells this line that it’s ‘fair and balanced’ and they’re reporting news on all sides. That’s not the case.”

    If you are at all surprised by this breaking news, you probably don’t have cable (and you’re probably not aware that today’s terror level is “3: Elevated”).  If this revelation has you stuffing that tote bag with pita crisps and red pepper hummus and heading off to the nearest MoveOn.org house party (the movie won’t be shown in theatres), let me save you the trouble.

    Greenwald and his team spent four months and $300,000 (a tight documentary budget even by guerilla standards) to “reveal” what anybody with a TV and a predisposition for political sadomasochism could tell you after a night of primetime viewing: Fox News Channel isn’t a news channel at all, but a 24-hour right-wing circle-jerk with five times more red-faced bluster than so-called “news.”

    In any 24-hour period on Fox, there’s 20 hours of angry old Republican commentators berating their guests and steamrolling over their pathetic liberal-lite sidekicks. (Alan Colmes and Mort Kondracke, I’m looking at you.)

    The actual “news” on Fox News — commercial-length spots shoe-horned in the top and bottom of every hour — is delivered by throaty blond automatons programmed to inject every story with the appropriate dose of either snickering condescension (when the story is about a “liberal”) or worshipful deference (when the story is about the Bush administration). Of course, when there is a breaking story, like a Peterson trial update or a low-speed police pursuit through the suburbs of Los Angeles, editors will occasionally interrupt the scheduled lineup.

    The bombshell of Outfoxed, if you can call it that, is the revelation that John Moody, Fox News’ senior vice president for news, gives the staff daily directives on how the stories of the day are to be covered. Here’s one of the most damning of the 30 or so internal Fox memos released by Greenwald’s team:

    From: John Moody
    Date: 4/4/2004
    MONDAY UPDATE: Into Fallujah: It’s called Operation Vigilant Resolve and it began Monday morning (NY time) with the US and Iraqi military surrounding Fallujah. We will cover this hour by hour today, explaining repeatedly why it is happening. It won’t be long before some people start to decry the use of “excessive force.” We won’t be among that group.
    The continuing carnage in Iraq — mostly the deaths of seven U.S. troops in Sadr City — is leaving the American military little choice but to punish perpetrators. When this happens, we should be ready to put in context the events that led to it. More than 600 U.S. military dead, attacks on the U.N. headquarters last year, assassination of Iraqi officials who work with the coalition, the deaths of Spanish troops last fall, the outrage in Fallujah: Whatever happens, it is richly deserved.

    It may be gratifying confirmation to hear that Fox’s Republican slant comes from the top of the organization, but is it really surprising? Brit Hume, Fox’s managing editor and chief Washington, D.C., correspondent, has his own commentary show with four Republican guests and one liberal straw man. It’s all you really need to see to understand Fox’s commitment to balance.

    So the question shouldn’t be, “Is Fox News really ‘Fair and Balanced?’” — since only a fool could answer with an unqualified “yes” — but rather, “what has Greenwald accomplished beyond restating what’s patently obvious?”

    In the interest of full disclosure, I have to admit that I haven’t seen the movie. But why should I? I watch Fox News every day.

     

    Insert Jell-O reference here

    A recent speech by Bill Cosby suggests that, despite the dangers, there’s always room for candor.

    On May 17, during an appearance at Howard University in Washington, D.C., Bill Cosby made some colorful remarks about race and responsibility. For a few days last month — alright, let’s get the Jell-O reference out of the way — he was in deep pudding with the P.C. police.

    During a celebration for the 50th anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court’s Brown vs. Board of Education decision, in our nation’s capital of equivocation and obfuscation, and in the presence of the presidents of Howard University and the NAACP, “Combustible” Huxtable had the bad taste to make frank, critical comments about the state of black society in America.

    Thankfully, he has yet to back down.

    Howard University hasn’t released a full transcript of the speech, but according to numerous media reports, here are some of the greatest hits:

    Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

    These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids — $500 sneakers for what? And won’t spend $200 on ‘Hooked on Phonics’ …

    They’re standing on the corner and they can’t speak English. I can’t even talk the way these people talk: ‘Why you ain’t, Where you is’ … And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk.  Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads . . .

    You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!

    As you might expect, there were mixed reactions about the propriety of his remarks. Is Bill Cosby giving ammunition to arch-conservatives who want to believe that blacks lack a sense of personal responsibility? Is a celebration of an historic milestone of equality the right occasion for airing such pointed criticisms?

    Cosby was accused of being a classist and betraying his race. But ultimately, many people, black and white, applauded his frankness. He may not have been accurate or precise (generalizations never are), but in the antiseptic haze of national politics, where every word is calculated to offend the fewest people, it was refreshing to hear some uncensored honesty. For too long, the American obsession with political correctness — especially on issues of race — has crippled the national dialogue.

    Americans are so thirsty for candor, we’ll take it any way we can get it.

    “Nothing Cosby said hasn’t been uttered by other black people,” Renee Graham wrote in the Boston Globe, “but usually only among ourselves at dinner parties, on back porches, and in barbershops.”

    “Had a white person made comments similar to those expressed by Cosby,” Graham wrote, “without fail he or she would be strong-armed into an apology.” She’s right. More accurately, if he or she were a politician, the P.C. police would be in full battle mode before you could say, “Confederate flag.” Remember Howard Dean?

    On November 2, 2003, the Des Moines Register published an interview with Dean in which he said he wanted to be “the candidate for guys with Confederate flags on their pickup trucks.” Like Cosby’s remarks, Dean’s comment was broad and open to misunderstanding. It offended some people. But the sentiment behind it was sound.

    “We can’t beat George Bush unless we appeal to a broad cross-section of Democrats,” Dean continued. Hardly a contestable suggestion. Even so, Dean’s fellow democratic candidates feigned indignation. John Kerry and Al Sharpton demanded an apology. For all of three days, Dean stood his ground.

    “I started this discussion in a clumsy way,” Dean said on November 6. “I regret the pain that I may have caused either to African American or Southern white voters.”

    These are grown men. Howard Dean meant what he said. But instead of applauding Dean for being forthright, Kerry offered this disingenuous plea: “Rather than politics as usual, Howard Dean should have taken responsibility for his rhetoric and simply said, ‘I was wrong.’”

    Kerry was right in one sense: Howard Dean should have taken responsibility for what he said — and stuck to it.

    Unfortunately, you have to meet some lofty criteria to get away with being blunt in Washington, D.C. Who but Bill Cosby could be so candid about such an explosive subject? Besides being one of the most beloved entertainers of all time, he is a doctor (he got his Ph.D. in Education from the University of Massachusetts in 1977). Before he became a comedian and a gajillionaire, he was one of those “lower economic people.” He’s black. And most notably, he isn’t a politician.

    Three weeks after the fact, we’re still talking about Bill Cosby’s thoughts on race. And he’s not even an elected official. He’s an entertainer.

    We’re still talking about Cosby’s comments, not because the ideas weren’t around before, but because somebody we respect had the temerity to address it in public, rather than behind the doors of a cozy dinner party or local barbershop.

    Agree with Bill Cosby or don’t. Dissect his statements and parse the exceptions from the rules. But don’t ask him to apologize for the pain he may have caused. Presumably, he thought about what he was going to say. And whether or not anybody thought it was appropriate, the national dialogue is better off for him having said it.

    If only Bush and Kerry would follow his lead.

     

    I’ve got nothing, Ma, to live up to

    By now you know that Bob Dylan, the original voice of the counterculture, is appearing in Victoria’s Secret TV ads. And by now you’re probably over it — if you even cared in the first place. There’s been a lot of reaction to Dylan’s latest career move, ranging from dismay to bewilderment to denial. But at the bottom of most of the public reaction is resignation to the idea that hawking unmentionables is part of celebrity.

    Isn’t it absurd, even, to think that a pop star wouldn’t appear in commercials?

    Deflated fans should “lighten up,” The Boston Globe suggested in an editorial last Wednesday, April 14. “It’s only underwear.”  

    Acoustic troubadour, amplified rocker, countercultural icon, born-again Christian, Old Testament prophet, wizened folk archivist — Dylan’s career has been the essence of versatility …

    A ladies’ underwear ad cannot possibly define this cultural chameleon. And if one looks closely at the well-lined face staring into the camera, there seems to be just the hint of a smirk at the whole silly sell. Dylan’s public should share the laugh, and the music, with a satisfied mind.

    For troubled fans trying to reconcile their idea of Dylan with the dirty old man they saw cavorting with model Adriana Lima (the commercial premiered earlier this month during American Idol), it’s comforting to think that Bobby might just be joking. As a couple of recent articles point out, when Dylan was asked in 1965 what he’d consider selling out for, he responded, “ladies undergarments.” But considering that he licensed “The Times They are a-Changing” to the Bank of Montreal in 1996 and played a gig for Applied Materials (“the world’s largest supplier of products and services to the global semiconductor industry”), it seems unlikely that he’s just goofin’ around.

    (Of course, the best explanation is that it’s springtime and Dylan wanted to hang out with beautiful women in Vienna (where the commercial was shot). Let’s be honest — it would be a tough invitation to turn down. For a chicken-legged 62-year-old with creepy facial hair, even more so).

    We’ll never know what he was thinking when he accepted that invitation, but it doesn’t really matter. Whether he did it for money or as a joke, for Dylan fans, this latest transgression isn’t funny, it’s sad.

    If there was any doubt that he’d abandoned whatever he was trying to do in the 60s and 70s, that things had changed, his 2000 single, Things Have Changed, should have been a hint:

    This place ain’t doing me any good
    I’m in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
    ***
    Only a fool in here would think he’s got anything to prove.
    Lot of water under the bridge, lot of other stuff too
    ***
    People are crazy, times are strange
    ***
    I used to care, but things have changed

    It’s too bad, but you can’t really blame Dylan for not wanting to be the voice of the counterculture anymore. If selling underwear is where he’s at right now, what can you do?

    What’s distressing is that there’s no one to replace him. Selling out has become something to be pursued, rather than something to be avoided at the cost of one’s soul. Now that we’ve lost Dylan, who’s gonna stick it to the man? Worse, is there still such a thing as the counterculture?

     

    Healthy for whom?

    President Bush's Healthy Marriage" initiative is great for traditional marriage proponents, but what will it do for the poor?

    The wedge issue” is a time-tested election-year strategy, and the Bush administration is unusually fond of – and unusually good at – the practice. Oppose the reference to God in the Pledge of Allegiance? You must be an atheist. Oppose the Patriot Act? You must hate America, or have something to hide, or both.

    The controversy surrounding “Healthy Marriages” – President Bush’s plan to use welfare money to spread marital bliss – isn’t a spectacular battle like gay marriage or the “under God” business, but it’s as much about creating divisions and gaining leverage. It’s just less “shock and awe” and more stealth bomber, engineered to both look impressive and go unnoticed.

    Bush first introduced Healthy Marriages in early 2002, with little accompanying fanfare. But with the flap over gay unions bringing the definition of family to the top of the national agenda, the media are taking a second look.  

    Ostensibly, the program is about improving the lives of poor children, by fostering “stable families.” And it sounds good. It appeals to core constituents and seems innocuous – if not downright reasonable – to most everyone else. The few opponents are so ideologically diverse that their varied objections dissolve in a sea of “ifs,” “ands,” and “buts.” Best of all, it won’t cost taxpayers a thing – at least, not so much that they’ll notice.


    In light of the war in Iraq and the stumbling economy, Healthy Marriages may be considered a “soft” issue, but poverty in America is a pervasive and immediate problem. Approximately 35 million Americans – one out of every 10 people and one out of every six children – live below the poverty line. The Bush administration says encouraging marriage will reduce those numbers.

    There is some evidence suggesting they may be right. Social scientists have found that children in married families are less likely to be poor, addicted to drugs, and involved in crime, and more likely to finish high school and have healthy families of their own. Under the new plan, the Bush administration would put more money toward eliminating the disincentives to marriage that now exist in the welfare system, support existing marriages by teaching relationship skills, and educate the country on the value of the institution.

    But the administration is touting one fact – children in married families are generally better off than those in single-parent families – while conveniently ignoring another: We have no idea how to promote marriage among the poor. In his “Fatherly Advice” column for the National Fatherhood Initiative website, child psychologist Wade Horn even admitted as much. “There is no evidence that any of this will work,” he wrote in 2000. That was before he was appointed as Bush’s healthy marriage pitchman.

    Critics argue that it’s premature to put so much money into what amounts to a vast social experiment. The enthusiasm for the plan, they say, isn’t as much about reducing child poverty as it is about defending traditional marriage as a panacea for all of America’s social ills. Critics allege that for healthy marriage defenders – a diverse group of concerned citizens, beltway policy analysts, and “faith-based” organizers – Bush’s program is meant to initiate a widespread culture change that extends beyond the poor.


    And there is evidence to support critics’ claims. The 1996 Welfare Reform Act, a bipartisan bill signed by President Clinton, already provides for all the “marriage promotion activities” included in the Bush plan. Under the 1996 law, states have recently begun experimenting with policies and initiatives to promote marriage. But as expert Theodora Ooms points out, “There certainly isn’t any evidence that they’re having much effect.” In fact, the potential implications of current state initiatives are so unknown, the administration won’t endorse any particular method of promoting marriage.

    Bush is betting that the perceived softness of Healthy Marriages will carry it through Congress. The welfare reauthorization bill has been hung up in the Senate for months, but lately the sticking point has been minimum wage, not marriage promotion. If the bill passes while Bush is still in office – there’s a chance that the Senate might not consider it again until 2005 – Healthy Marriages will likely pass with it. So far, the administration has succeeded in presenting it as a common-sense plan. But hard questions remain unanswered.

    Clinton’s compromising legacy

    The idea of the federal government promoting marriage predates the Bush administration. The late Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan, a New York Democrat, was pitching similar ideas to President Lyndon Johnson in 1965. Policy analysts at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative Washington think-tank, have been building the case for marriage promotion almost as long.

    By 1992, when welfare dependence was at its peak, there was a widespread, bipartisan feeling that reform – including work requirements and family formation goals – was a legislative, if not moral, imperative. As a candidate for president, Clinton pledged to “end welfare as we know it” by imposing work requirements and time limits on benefits, and funding programs that would reduce out-of-wedlock births.

    At the end of his first term, during his bid for re-election, Clinton signed the 1996 Welfare Reform Act. “A long time ago I concluded that the current welfare system undermines the basic values of work, responsibility and family,” Clinton said. “Today we have an historic opportunity to make welfare what it was meant to be: a second chance, not a way of life.” The new law effectively ended the New Deal guarantee of welfare for poor Americans.

    Conservatives complained that their agenda had been coopted. Liberals cried treason. Two high-ranking Health and Human Services administrators, including long-time Clinton family friend Peter Edelman, resigned in disgust. Moynihan called the new law “the most brutal act of social policy since reconstruction,” predicting that the law’s backers would “take this disgrace to their graves.” But the plan was roundly regarded as a bipartisan success – it still is – and Clinton’s propensity for compromise helped deliver a landslide victory.

    At the time, most critics were overwhelmed by the abandonment of the old welfare system and the sweeping changes of the new one. Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC), the cornerstone of welfare for six decades, was replaced by Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), which gave states more discretion over the use of funds, limited the duration of assistance to five years, and established strict work requirements.

    The new law was focused on encouraging recipients to get to work, but it was also explicitly aimed at influencing family formation. New Deal welfare programs contained implicit financial disincentives to marriage for single parents; often, a mother’s benefits would drop significantly or end altogether if she got married. Under TANF, states could eliminate those disincentives, but they were also directed to actively encourage marriage as a method for ending welfare dependence.

    While there were deep concerns on the left about welfare reform generally, the family –based objectives weren’t that controversial. Little was made of the fact that states could theoretically use 100 percent of their welfare grants to promote marriage – and not just among the poor. Programs aimed at reducing out-of-wedlock births and encouraging two-parent families could be directed to the general population (see Box 2).  

    Since it was unclear how, exactly, the goals were to be met, few states implemented explicit family formation policies. That is, until Bush became president.

    How marriage will cure poverty and other tall tales

    Shortly after taking office in 2001, Bush appointed one of the marriage movement’s most vocal leaders, former President of the National Fatherhood Initiative, Wade Horn, as Assistant Secretary in the Administration for Children and Families (ACF) in the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. With one of their own heading ACF, the movement has more clout than ever. But critics worry that the administration is publicly “soft-pedaling” a vague and potentially dangerous – and extraordinarily well-funded –experiment. Since 2001, 35 states have adopted some form of marriage promotion. And many states are already using TANF money for “marriage promotion activities” aimed at whole populations.


    Horn is careful to say in public that the government won’t be “playing cupid,” and that the emphasis is on healthy marriages, not marriage for its own sake, or marriage as the solution to poverty. “We’re focused on helping low-income couples build strong marriages and get equal access to marriage education services on a voluntary basis,” he told the Boston Globe last month. (Horn denied repeated phone and email requests to be interviewed for this article.)

    When speaking for the president, Horn anticipates and neutralizes objections to the plan, but it is not clear that he takes them seriously. “Someday someone has to explain to me what the controversy is,” he said to The Weekly Standard in March 2002, “why it’s a terrible idea to help couples who’ve chosen marriage for themselves to develop a skill set which will allow them to have a healthy marriage.”

    But Horn’s posturing obscures the real issue. Few object to the expressed goals of teaching relationship skills or fostering loving families. Rather, critics fear that the administration is putting a pretty face on a dubious ideology that holds up marriage as the answer to poverty and the welfare state. They point out that there are very few restriction on how the TANF money can be used. The language is vague enough that faith- and community-based organizations can easily go from endorsing healthy relationships to promoting marriage as the only possible healthy relationship (see Box 1).

    “In the abstract, this is a great thing,” said Stephanie Coontz, co-chair of the Council on Contemporary Families and history professor at Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. She acknowledges, as most critics of the plan do, that a healthy marriage benefits both parents and children.

    But she is uneasy about dispatching non-profits and religious groups – some with no training at all – to implement unproven programs. One marriage promotion method touted by the Bush administration, “Marriage Education,” can be taught by “para-professionals, lay leaders, teachers, clergy, or mental health professionals,” according to ACF literature. “Some courses require no training and are ready to teach out-of-the-box.”

    Coontz is also suspicious of the intentions of the White House and its ideological backers. “The administration isn”t putting it forward as an anti-poverty measure “they’re soft-pedaling it as much as possible,” Coontz said. “Their biggest supporters are people who really do see this as an alternative to the welfare system.”

    “The people at the Heritage Foundation clearly argue that getting people married is the way to stop poverty, and that that’s where the bulk of our efforts should go,” Coontz said.

    She’s right. Heritage – the policy pipeline for the White House – is saying what the administration won’t. In a March 26 report, Heritage scholars Robert Rector and Melissa Pardue wrote, “the collapse of Marriage is the principle cause of child poverty in the United States.” It’s a convenient theory, but not one that is widely accepted outside Bush’s tight ideological circle.

    Most experts on welfare, marriage, and social policy share a lot of common ground and mutual respect. If it weren’t for sectarian ideologies, they say, they might be able to hammer out a workable healthy marriage program that could satisfy everyone.

    “People on both sides who are debating this issue believe that families need help and support and need to escape poverty,” said Dorian Solot, co-author of Unmarried to Each Other: The Essential Guide to Living Together as an Unmarried Couple. Solot is also Executive Director of the Alternatives to Marriage Project, which she founded in 1998 to advocate for marriage-neutral social policy. “I do think, interestingly, that these groups share very similar values,” she said.

    But Wade Horn doesn’t see it that way – at least he didn’t use to. Before joining the Bush administration, when he was still president of the National Fatherhood Initiative, he characterized his opponents as “the we-hate-marriage left.” The Heritage Foundation voices this adversarial divide: “We have two very different worldviews and two very different strategic goals, and they’re totally irreconcilable,” Heritage policy analyst Patrick Fagan said in a phone interview. Like Horn before he was initiated into Bush’s circle of trust, Fagan is quick to dismiss his opponents’ arguments. He sees his side of the debate as “the traditional, Judeo-Christian, orthodox, ortho-praxis community,” and critics as “the newer, sex-without-consequences-with-whomever-you-want-as-long-as-it’s-consensual” community.

    But the majority of concerned researchers and scholars locate themselves somewhere between the ideological poles. To them, the debate isn’t as contentious as the media or the Heritage Foundation are making it appear. “I’m not sure where these people are who he’s making out to be his opponents,” Solot said of Fagan, “but I’ve never met them.”

    Fuzzy numbers, clear disclaimers

    Both camps in the marriage debate have research to supports their views. But analysts at the Center for Law and Social Policy (CLASP), widely acknowledged as a responsible, non-partisan think-tank, argue that we don’t yet have answers to a couple of important questions. States are expected to develop innovative programs to promote marriage, but whether they have the know-how remains to be seen.

    Much of the research on the relationship between marriage and poverty is imperfect, inconclusive, or worse, purposely partisan. Politicians and advocates on all sides manipulate the numbers to suit their needs; sometimes they even cite the same numbers to make different points. If the trend supports one’s argument, the unwritten rule goes, cite the trend; if the trend casts doubt on one’s argument, cite an individual case. It’s this rhetorical calculus that gave us the “welfare queen” in the 1980’s, and gives us the average “healthy” family today.

    In a recent report that synthesizes marriage and poverty research, Mary Parke, a CLASP policy analyst, concludes that there are no simple answers. “Findings from the research are often oversimplified, leading to exaggeration by proponents of marriage initiatives and to skepticism from critics,” she writes. “While it’s difficult to disentangle the effects of income and family structure, clearly the relationship operates in both directions: poverty is both cause and effect of single parenthood.” It’s a conclusion that undermines the Heritage Foundation’s premise that marriage is the main cause of child poverty. Despite evidence to the contrary, the Heritage Foundation continues to insist that the merits of the initiatives are beyond doubt. “This is an equation made in Hell,” Fagan said of the historical resistance to federal marriage promotion. “We know that marriage reduces poverty,” he said. “It’s been a known, open secret for a long time.”

    In any case, states have begun experimenting with a variety of initiatives aimed at reducing divorce rates, cohabitation, and out-of-wedlock births. Arizona has dispatched a 48-foot semi-trailer that carries marriage counselors to low-income areas. West Virginia is giving a $100 monthly bonus to poor couples that marry. Despite the flurry of new initiatives, the Administration of Children and Families acknowledges that most programs haven’t been properly evaluated, if they’ve been evaluated at all.

    Theodora Ooms, a senior policy analyst at CLASP, regularly consults with federal, state, and local public officials on marriage promotion policies and strategies. She thinks federal marriage promotion is a good idea. But she has reservations about the plan as it stands. Since states have just begun implementing the programs, Ooms said in a phone interview, “it’s much too early” to know if they’ve been successful. “There certainly isn’t any evidence that they’re having much effect.”

    At a Healthy Marriage conference sponsored by the ACF last year, the Director of the Division of Child and Family Development, Naomi Goldstein, acknowledged that states’ evaluation methods have been flawed. “They are too often based on small, non-representative samples and lack adequate experimental design or long-term follow-up,” she said. “They have not generally focused on low-income populations and/or unmarried parents, or included child-level outcome measurement.”

    The ACF’s published list of approaches to promoting healthy marriages includes such initiatives as modification of no-fault divorce laws and television advertising campaigns extolling the virtues of marriage, none of which are directed exclusively at the poor. Four states have passed reductions in the cost of a marriage license for couples, poor or not, who take a marriage course. Florida, for example, has dropped its fee from $88 to $55.50 for such couples. But these programs’ inclusion, the document warns, “does not constitute or imply favoring or endorsement by ACF.”

    Although they’re clear in disclaiming responsibility, Bush and Horn have still not answered the central question: If we don’t have any confidence in the current programs and we haven’t evaluated them, why are we expanding them?

    Deploying the culture warriors

    We may not know Bush’s true intent for “Healthy Marriages,” but it’s somewhere in between a sop for “family values” conservatives and a nefarious Orwellian plot. What’s clear is, there’s a vast middle ground, and he’s not reaching out for it. He’s not even looking out for it.

    By design and by some chance, the plan has eluded widespread scrutiny. Bush has managed to sell it as a soft-and-fuzzy, “it’s all about the kids” plan. But he has had to be deceptive to pull it off. The administration maintains publicly that the interest is in promoting healthy marriages, but without enough information to endorse any marriage programs, they can have no real idea what the results of state-sponsored initiatives might be.

    Even the staunchest critics of the Bush plan acknowledge that the government would be wise to promote healthy relationships among the poor. But instead of trying to pacify his critics, Bush and his strategists prefer to deploy the culture warriors. Oppose Healthy Marriages? You must be one of those “sex-without-consequences-with-whomever-you-want-as-long-as-it’s-consensual” types.

    Scales photograph from istockphoto.com

    STORY INDEX

    ORGANIZATIONS >

    The Heritage Foundation
    URL: http://www.heritage.org

    The National Fatherhood Initiative
    URL: http://www.fatherhood.org

    Center for Law and Public Policy (CLASP)
    URL: http://www.clasp.org

    Administration of Children and Families
    URL: http://www.acf.hhs.gov

    Council on Contemporary Families
    URL: http://www.contemporaryfamilies.org

    Alternatives to Marriage Project
    URL: http://www.unmarried.org

    TOPICS>

    Understanding the President?s Healthy Marriage Initiative
    Report by Heritage scholars Robert Rector and Melissa Pardue
    March 26, 2004
    URL: http://www.heritage.org/Research/Family/bg1741.cfm

    ACF list of approaches to promoting healthy marriages
    URL: http://www.acf.hhs.gov/programs/region5/htm_pages/compendium.htm

    Doing Something to Boost Marriage
    Essay by Wade Horn
    URL: http://www.fatherhood.org/articles/wh102500.htm

    The Fragile Families and Child Wellbeing Study
    URL: http://crcw.princeton.edu/fragilefamilies/index.asp

     

    Hypocrisy — our original sin?

    Okay, I know. I am a hypocrite. In early February, I posted a PULSE item that called for an end to the use of the “conservative” and “liberal” labels. Banish them to the dustbin of history, I said. They’ve worn out their utility. Yet I recently filed a 3,000-word story on Bush’s “Healthy Marriage” initiative, in which I used the word “conservative” no less than 15 times. To add to the outrage, I only used the word “liberal” twice. So I guess I only want to avoid pigeonholing when liberals are being pigeonholed. When it happens to conservatives … ehh, no big deal. They deserve it, anyway.

    When someone cuts me off in traffic, I honk and shout profanities. But when I cut someone off and he honks at me, I get indignant. “Who does this guy think he is?”

    If someone is tailgating me, he’s a reckless asshole. If I’m tailgating him, I’m just in a hurry.  

    But hypocrisy loves company, so thank God I’m not alone.

    John Kerry is filthy rich, but he advocates an equitable distribution of wealth. (At least Bush got rich the respectable way, by inheritance.) If you truly believe what you say, John, why not start distributing some of that wealth right now? It’s 20-minute walk to Beacon Hill; I can come and pick up a check. While I’m there, maybe you can explain the three mammoth, gas-chugging SUVs parked outside your door. How goes the struggle for energy independence?

    And we can’t let Dubya off the hook. The man who brought integrity back to the White House didn’t exactly kick hypocrisy out. When Bush said to Tim Russert, “The policy of this administration is to be — is to be clear and straightforward,” he was already on thin ice. But then they had this exchange:

    Tim Russert:  Will you testify before the commission?

    President Bush:  This commission? You know, testify? I mean, I’d be glad to visit with them. I’d be glad to share with them knowledge. I’d be glad to make recommendations, if they ask for some.

    I’m interested in getting — I’m interested in making sure the intelligence gathering works well.

    Enough said. But pointing out Bush’s hypocrisies can get boring. Republicans have only been working on Kerry for a couple of months. Eventually, that will get old, too. In American politics, if you call your opponent a hypocrite, you’re only trying to make him look bad to voters. You certainly don’t expect them to start cultivating integrity.

    When everyone is hypocritical, hypocrisy gets normalized. Without absolving ourselves of accountability, we have to acknowledge that we live in a culture that is astonished by real integrity. At best, we regard it as admirably eccentric (think Aaron Feuerstein) — at worst, kinda sad (Michael Dukakis). We like to throw accusations around, but we consider it naïve to expect anyone to change.

    If we won’t insist on integrity from the candidates we support, how can we expect it from those we oppose? The next time you want to call someone a hypocrite, start with your favorite candidate and demand that he do something about it.

    If you doubt that Kerry or Bush can be accused of hypocrisy, check out FactCheck.org.

     

    Isn’t it ironic? Bush is a joke

    Irony:
    A condition of affairs or events of a character opposite to what was, or might naturally be, expected; a contradictory outcome of events as if in mockery of the promise and fitness of things

    It was a sunny spring day in 1999. Driving down Route 9 outside Amherst, I saw a Buddhist monk — bald head, flowing robes and all — standing in a strip mall parking lot, talking on a cell phone. Unfortunately, he disappeared from my rearview mirror before I could feel out my camera in the back seat. Trying to communicate the rib-tickling irony to my friends later, I lamented the missed opportunity. But those were the Clinton years. Irony was a Buddhist on a cell phone. It was safe to laugh.  

    How many times must we point out that “compassionate conservatism” is an ironic name for Bush’s policies before we stop laughing and start crying? We know it’s ironic. So is the “Healthy Forest Initiative,” “No Child Left Behind,” “Operation Enduring Freedom,” “Defense of Marriage Act,” and almost everything else the president says and does. (For the record, it’s not just Bush. Ultra-rich presidential candidates urging an equitable distribution of wealth can stumble into it, too).

    Irony consists in the vast gulf between how we talk about the world and how it actually is. As 21st-century Americans, we navigate that widening gulf every minute, every day. It’s our dominating existential reality. But we don’t have to like it.

    Five years ago, the President was impeached while his approval rating was around 70 percent. Maybe it wasn’t ha-ha irony, but at least in those days I didn’t feel like the sky could fall at any minute.

    After a while, I get no real pleasure pointing out that so many hard-working people who vote for George W. Bush are likely to suffer under his inequitable economic policies. When Bill O’Reilly calls himself the “ombudsman for America,” I might be laughing and rolling my eyes, but inside, I’m weeping like a little girl.

    For a chilling look at how irony is just plain not funny anymore, check out George Bush’s Meet the Press interview:

    Tim Russert:  Mr. President, the Director of the CIA said that his briefings had qualifiers and caveats, but when you spoke to the country, you said, “there is no doubt.” … You said, quote, “The Iraqi regime is a threat of unique urgency. Saddam Hussein is a threat that we must deal with as quickly as possible.” You gave the clear sense that this was an immediate threat that must be dealt with.

    President Bush:  I think, if I might remind you that in my language I called it a grave and gathering threat, but I don’t want to get into “word contests.” But what I do want to share with you is my sentiment at the time.

    In 2000, Bush campaigned as the anti-Clinton, the only candidate who could bring integrity back to the White House. Bubba was always getting into word contests. But you could be sure that George W. would never argue over the definition of  “is.” Thank goodness for that.  

    If we believe him when he says he doesn’t want to get into word contests, that he wants to be a leader and a uniter, what are we to conclude when he says,

    I’m not going to change, see? I’m not trying to accommodate —  I won’t change my philosophy or my point of view. I believe I owe it to the American people to say what I’m going to do and do it, and to speak as clearly as I can, try to articulate as best I can why I make decisions I make…

    I want to lead this great country to work with others to change the world in positive ways, particularly as we fight the war on terror, and we got changing times here in America, too.

    Well, you can believe one thing, at least. We got changing times here in America. It used to be funny when the President was a joke.

    Henry P. Belanger