AOL scolds a healthy 15-year-old Miley Cyrus for the sin of eating: 

Then they provide the damning photographic evidence of a teenage girl doing the nasty:

In a world of pregnant teenage actresses, amateur porn stars, girls gone wild, drug addicts, DUI-record setters, anorexics, tanorexics, mental patients, skanks, whores, and no-talent hacks with trashy stage mothers, we have nothing better to do than pick on the least controversial one for EATING.

If you have a teenage daughter, God bless you.