Overheard on the subway, part 3

Riding the Q train, crossing the Manhattan Bridge

Twenty-something woman talking on her cell phone:   I'm just exhausted, like really stressed. (Audible sigh) I know I just need to slooww down…I dunno…If I could just get some kind of disease. Not like a really nasty one or anything. Something where I could just sleep for like a week…Right, like mono. You know anyone who has that?